Monday, January 2, 2012

Bad malay joke from my malay friend

jhameia:

maybethings:

milodrums:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?






AYAM BRAND TUNA

Just for that, I’mma ask you this.

Which is quieter, bread or coffee?

Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

2012 will come and go but let the bad jokes never end.

Notes

  1. gim-crackery reblogged this from keju-puffs and added:
    I died at the coffee joke.
  2. keju-puffs reblogged this from atohs and added:
    THE AIR THING SHOULDNT REALLY BE FUNNY BUT I LAUGHED… WHY?
  3. heroin-e reblogged this from jhameia
  4. amandes reblogged this from eisuverse and added:
    MY COUNTRY, OH MY COUNTRY!
  5. hino-izumi reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    Always love the pau jokes. XDDD
  6. bison reblogged this from eisuverse
  7. eisuverse reblogged this from somanysarahs and added:
    THE KOPI TIAM JOKE! WINS!
  8. somanysarahs reblogged this from milodrums
  9. r0lan reblogged this from atohs
  10. maybethings reblogged this from milodrums and added:
    Iambic pentameter » ayam-bic pentameter And now I have to tell the pau jokes to my boss, I have to. Ladies and gents,...
  11. jhameia reblogged this from horusporus and added:
    Ayam-bik…… that is SO MALAY-SPECIFIC IT IS REDONKULOUS! (I love it.) The pau one still takes the kek tho.
  12. horusporus reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    the ayam one… you just have to pronounce ‘iambic’ as ‘ayam-bik’. :D i didn’t say it was a good joke. :D here’s a...
  13. atohs reblogged this from indigoredroulette and added:
    This one is Indonesian joke translate this into english : 2 1 2 1 ke mobil warna two one two one to car color...
  14. keybladetotheheart reblogged this from milodrums
  15. pancakesandplaid reblogged this from milodrums
  16. milodrums reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    …the pau joke i cannot
  17. sugino reblogged this from silverspiralfox
  18. silverspiralfox reblogged this from turtlelinni
  19. turtlelinni reblogged this from milodrums
  20. yiduiqie reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    AYAM BRAND TUNA crying laughing
  21. subashini reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    2012 will come and go but let the bad jokes never end.
  22. indigoredroulette reblogged this from hosenschlange and added:
    Okay, this is totally Singaporean, but also very Malay. How do you get a Mat busy? You place him in a round room and...
  23. hosenschlange reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    What does a foreigner pump into his tires at a Malay gas station? - Air.
  24. angrydumpling reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    LMAO first thing in the morning I wake up to two awful jokes.
  25. beingevil reblogged this from milodrums
  26. beltfullofcrap said: DYING
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